Don't Pet the Woolly Cows! T-Shirt

This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee carries a relaxed, lived-in feel — like something you reach for on a cool morning when errands and slow afternoons are on the agenda. The front artwork shows a shaggy bison with bold, slightly retro lettering that reads “Don’t pet the Woolly Cows!” It reads like a laugh shared between folks who spend time around pastures, preserves, or roadside wildlife, and the soft, broken-in dyeing gives the shirt a subtle vintage tone that blends with outdoorsy layers. Wear it with worn jeans, a flannel overtop, or under a soft jacket while you’re checking fence lines, walking country roads, or grabbing coffee after a morning at the market. The relaxed cut and heavyweight cotton hold their shape while the pre-shrunk fabric and double-stitched seams mean it stands up to repeated wear and washes. Available in many colors and a wide size range, this tee fits into everyday wardrobes for people who love rural humor, nature stops, and practical, comfortable clothing.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage look and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction
- Durable double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams)
- Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label; offered in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean